Nano Banana prompt: A very ordinary iPhone selfie, of a plastic surger...

A very ordinary iPhone selfie, of a plastic surgery customer. Augmentation to F Cup. with no clear subject or framing; a sloppy snapshot. The photo has slight motion blur and is slightly overexposed due to uneven lighting. The angle is awkward, the composition is nonexistent, and the overall effect is aggressively mediocre, like a photo accidentally taken when taking a selfie while taking a phone out of your pocket